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news
this funtime project is currently defunct. please come back earlier when you have a working flux capacitor.
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people
justin - guitar/bass/drums/vocalsjustin is rad
ren - guitar/bass/keyboard/drums/vocalsren is lazy
amber - bassamber is a girl
satan jay - drums.vocalsjay is hairy
jeff p - drumsmonkeynuts
ben r - bass/guitarben+blood+scary=awesome
dennis o'c - trombone/guitar/vocalsdennis rocks like no other. pis shiva albacore!

brett r - muscle"brett, carry the heavy shit, i'm a pussy."

one time players/special guests
garret from dispute - drumsgarret was confused
gregg s - trombone/trumpet/bassgregg is sexy
paul g - guitar/percussionpaul is goofy
shawn k - guitarshawn is talented
steve k - harmonicasteve is tall
ben q - percussion/guitar/bassben is skinny
mike from gabby's - basscreated the donut skittle bomb!
zac s - basszac is zac, so... wiggity wack
shawn l - bass/guitar/vocalsshawn blew his horn in skarmy of darkness
chris h - basschris is from london, is british, drums for mouthwash. rad
nic m - various instrumentsnic is the raddest muthafucka in town
andy b - various instrumentsandy rocks out in pis shivas, more albacore
fred s - keyboard/bass/drumsfred is in waffle,waffle
treelined highway - bass/keyboard/guitarthe whole band played, they are real good
wavo and spankie - vocalsthe dead skunx whoa
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shows
we need shows. please book us. we play for gas money or cheaper, see contact for our contact info then book us.
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merch
pockets - \\$.free
bookmarks - \\$.free
patches - coming soon

pockets are yellow with what the hell... is written on them in green and purple. they are like a patch, only you can put things in them. come with free safety pins for easy attaching to things (shirts, backpacks, purses, etc.)*
bookmarks are a bookmark sporting the fashionable name of what the hell is...
to order send a self addressed stamped envelope to:
the past
this stuff
is all gone, ma 01069
*after this series of pockets (green and purple) there will one more(sparkly) and then no more. or at least not for a while.
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i'll send a pocket and something special to anyone who can name the song that we play at everyshow
contact
to book what the hell is... contact justin at halftrapped@aol.com or ren at cspmember2@yahoo.com
to contact us for any other reason, use the same addresses.
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links
gregg and paul get around. they both play in riff raff and the gang and the ska band along with dennis. gregg, zac and fred also play with ren in {waffle,waffle}, music xcorex go!!. paul rocks the trumpet and shawn l. toots the saxamaphone for skarmy of darkness, along with some other acquaintances of ours in that band. we always play with the dead skunx at their compound in ware and other places. they have mono and aids and shoot heroin in various places, but are good people. you can also visit them at as well. one time we played with honkey dorey, we know them too. we once played with west beverly, they let us use their equipment, we don't know them, they are just real nice guys. we've never played the old store, but we go there a lot. the pretty picture of a lamp on the front page was drawn by keith noordzy jr. everyone say thank you for him letting us use his picture and visit his site wondering art, wandering art. we are listed on just another scene, along with much more great info. we are also listed at tony and pals, although i don't know why, who put us up there? we are up on www.link2rock.com check that out, yo.
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guestbook
the old guestbook full of fun to read threats and what not:
click here to kick it old school

the new guestbook that works so you can write in it:
click below for some fresh new school stylin's
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counter
the marvels of our counter. wow, look at the numbers.
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